STAY TUNE FOR "THE SEA DOLLS" MUSICAL GROUP and "THE BEARD BROTHERS"
EMAIL THEM TO ME. PLEASE, NOTHING VULGAR OR DETRIMENTAL TO THE HEALTH AND WELL BEING OF OTHERS.
THESE ARE SOME INTERESTING QUESTIONS I HAVE RECEIVED:
PCH MAN, IF "MALIBU ANGEL" IS ANGEL, HOW COME SHE HAS NO WINGS?
PCH MAN, ARE YOU REAL?, OR PCH MAN. CAN YOU FORTELL THE FUTURE?, OR HOW ABOUT THIS ONE:
PCH MAN, WILL PRESIDENT OBAMA BE RE-ELECTED IN 2012?
I AM WORKING ON A PAGE TITLED 'ASK PCH MAN' WHERE I WILL ANSWER THESE AND MANY
OTHER QUESTIONS I HAVE RECEIVED. SO STAY TUNED.
"IF YOU REMEMBER THE 60'S; YOU WEREN'T THERE"
Dennis Hopper
I'LL POST THE ANSWERS ON A WEEKLY BASIS IF I CAN.
THANKS,
PCH MAN
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HEY. IF YOU KNOW OF A NICE PLACE TO EAT, DROP ME AN E MAIL AND I'LL CHECK IT OUT .
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1. IT'S SATURDAY MORNING, AND SURFER JOE JUST GOT UP FROM AN ALL NITE PARTE' AND THREW HIS MORNING PEARL.
2. SURFER JOE IS WALKING IN THE SAND ALONG THE COLONY AND A COUGAR INVITES HIM IN.
4. WHEN CAN'T FEMALES SURFERS SURF?
A. HE'S LISTENING TO EDIE VEDER
AND PEARL JAM ON HIS I-POD.
B. HE TELLS HIS CHICK THAT SHE HAS TO LEAVE, 'CAUSE HIS PARENTS ARE COMING SOON.
C. HE JUST HAD QUIET TIME WITH HIMSELF WHILE DOING THE CARIOCA.
D.NONE OF THE ABOVE
ANSWER: D
A PEARL IS KNOWN TO SURFERS OF THE
SIXTIES AS THE FIRST 'LUGIE" i.e. PHLEGM/EXPTECTORATION OF THE DAY.
ITS CALLED A "PEARL" BECAUSE
OF ITS SIMILARITY, IN COLOR AND TEXTURE, TO -YES YOU GUESSED IT-
A PEARL!
OF COURSE, IF YOU ARE SICK WITH THE FLU
IT IS STILL A PEARL, ONLY A PEARL OF A DIFFERENT COLOR.
A. HE SAYS TO HIMSELF: "DUDE, THAT'S SOME HEAVY RUMS'. COUGARS DON'T TALK MAN! WOW.
B.
HE ANSWERS TO HER: THANK YOU MA'AM
BUT I GOTTA SURF...
C. HE THANKS GOD AND ACCEPTS THE INVITATION.
D. A AND C
ANSWER: C
A COUGAR IS A WOMAN OF ADVANCED AGE
USUIALLY BETWEEN 35 AND UPWARDS WHO
HAPPENS TO ENJOY THE COMPANY AND
CONFORT
OF MUCH YOUNGER MEN.
EXAMPLE: CHER IS A COUGAR, AND SO IS
DEMI MOORE.
A. HE THINKS THE GUY SAID: "WANT TO FALL IN?":
B. HE ANSWERS BACK TO HIM: THANK YOU SIR, BUT I GOTTA SURF. I ALLREADY FELL TW ICE..
C. HE THANKS GOD AND ACCEPTS THE INVITATION.
D. A AND C
ANSWER: IF YOU GUESSED C YOU ARE RIGHT!
A. WHEN ITS COLD AND GNARLY.
B. WHEN THE SURF IS TOO HEAVY.
C. WHEN THERE ARE SEALS AND EVIL MONKEYS AROUND.
D. C
ANSWER: C
WHRE THERE ARE SEALS, THERE ARE
GREAT WHITE SHARKS. IT IS NOT SMART
FOR A FEMALE SURFER, DURING LADIES
TIME, TO SWIM ON THE OCEAN, LET
LET ALONE SURF!
THERE ARE NO EVIEL MONKIES
ALONG PCH I MADE IT UP.
IF YOU DO SEE ONE, PLEASE
EMAIL US WHEN AND WHERE YOU
SAW THIS CREATURE. WE
WANT TO KNOW.
WOKE UP
6. YOUR DAD
GAVE YOU A HERSHEY FOR CHRISTMAS
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE FOLLOWING NICE FOLKS
FOR THEIR INPUT.
THAT'S IT FOR NOW STAY TUNE FOR MORE!
A. YOUR PET FROG WOKE UP.
B. (CENSORED)
C. I HAVE NO CLUE
D. A AND B
ANSWER: C
YOU WOULD NOT KNOW. A 'FROG' TO
HARDCORE SURFERS AND TOKERS OF
THE SIXTIES IS A SON, OR A DAUGHTER,
BETWEEN NEWBORN AND 6 YEARS OLD.
THEY WERE CALLED 'FROGS' BECAUSE
NEWBORNS KIND OF RESEMBLE
TADPOLES IN A WAY
.
A. YOU WERE BAD AND GOT CHOCOLATE FOR PRESENTS.
B. HE HIT YOU ON THE MELON FOR MESSING UP THE GARAGE.
C. YOU GOT $50 FOR GETTING AN A.
D. NONE OF THE ABOVE
ANSWER: D
A 'HERSHEY'/'HERSHEY BAR' IS
A 45 CALIBER - ARMY ISSUE -
SEMI AUTOMATIC HANDGUN.
"HEY MAN, CHECK THIS 'HERSHEY' OUT"
OR, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN APPROACHED
AT A ROLLING STONES CONCERT BY
A BIKER, WHO PROCEEDEDTO PUT THE 'HERSHEY' TO YOUR MELON AND ASKED
FOR YOUR WALLET.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK DAVE FROM
SYLMAR, CALIFORNIA, FOR THE ANSWER
TO NO. 4
TO LUPE, FROM OJAY, CALIFORNIA
FOR THE ANSWER TO NO. 5.
WAY TO GO LUPE!
TO MR. DI CICCO FROM ELIZABETH,
NEW JERSEY, FOR NO.6 HE USED TO SURF
HUNTINGTON BEACH CALIFORNIA,
BETWEEN '66 & '70. HE USED TO HANGOUT AT THE OAR HOUSE.
(THE OAR HOUSE WAS KIND OF A
SEMI SHIT- KICKING-PICK-UP
BEER JOINT I BELIEVE TO BE LOCATED IN
HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA.
YOUNG SURFERS AND THE
LIKE USED TO HANG OUT THERE
AT NIGHT. MICKEY DORA USED
TO GO THERE FREQUENTLY.
TO JAMES FROM HOLLYWOOD,
CALIFORNIA,
FOR NO. 1 STILL
HACKING THEM OUT JIMMY?